stache-tastic:

Me: Hi, yes, my package is marked as delivered but it hasn’t been.
UPS: Well, did you check?
Me:…yes. 
UPS: Did you check with other members of your household? Or perhaps with others in your community?
Me: …Stop patronizing me, I checked. 
UPS: Well, it’s marked as delivered, so…

 

I can see you making this EXACT face.

tushi:

why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs

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universal-magnetic:

oddpicturesoddpeople:

kqedscience:

Cleared of Charges of Setting Off a School Explosion, Florida Honor Student Heads to Space Camp

“The explosion struck a chord with 18-year NASA veteran Homer Hickam, a former lead astronaut training manager for Spacelab, and later for the International Space Station.

In the late 1950s, Hickam had a brush with law enforcement for allegedly starting a forest fire. State police came to his high school and led him and his friends away in handcuffs, but his high school physics professor and school principal came to the rescue, clearing him of wrongdoing.

Back then, schools did not have zero tolerance rules. Kids could make their mistakes without the threat of a criminal record, or serving time in jail.

“I couldn’t let this go without doing something,” Hickam said. “I’m not a lawyer, but I could give her something that would encourage her. I’ve worked closely with the U.S. Space Academy, and so I purchased a scholarship for her.”

YES.

YAY!!!

Ah, GOOD! I’m so glad this turned out as it should!

cs-k:

stfuconservatives:

“So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene.

This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about that for a minute. From Columbine to Virginia Tech to Fort Hill to Aurora, all the shooters were either killed or apprehended on site. But the person or people responsible for shooting 19 Americans are still free.”

One of the people who got shot was an antiviolence blogger. Somehow we aren’t seeing massive solidarity for New Orleans or the entire city going on police lockdown to find the perpetrators. Two reasons: 1) This mostly affected Black people, and we all know how much the media and the police give any fucks about Black people in New Orleans; 2) This was a gun crime, so we can’t criticize it because GUNS ARE FREEDOM!

Wait what…? I hadn’t even heard about this! The fuck.

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universal-magnetic:

johncoveredinjam:

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

you guys are such idiots!!!! obviously she just grew a couple of inches and her face is a little fuller! It happens with puberty!

what the fuck warner brothers

yep once lavender got a speaking role, suddenly she was white

like we didn’t notice???

i fucking hate people making this post like it’s a goddamn joke because it fucking isn’t.

fun fact: i thought lavender was black when i read the books.

funner fact: when i tell people this, their answer is always “well it wasn’t mentioned that she was black, so she wasn’t”

bitch, it wasn’t mentioned that harry was white either you dumb fuck, so i guess he isn’t? 

Fuck this, dude.

thescienceofjohnlock:

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting:

On the 16th of June 1973 The Rocky Horror Show began previews in the Royal Court Theatre Upstairs, London. They held their official, thunder ridden, opening night on the 19th of June 1973.

2013 marks the 40th Anniversary of this incredible production and I want to share some Frankie love here on Tumblr in a tribute to ‘the man who began it’ - Dammit. Well one of them. The one who stormed that stage forty years ago with such style and perfection that we’re sitting here forty years later, still talking about that tiny little production which by rights should have disappeared into the zeitgeist after the originally intended three week run.

So, Tumblr, can we get 4711 notes by 19th June? 

If we do it. 

I will post a rare - never before seen - photo from the original Theatre Upstairs production.

 Well. How nice. 

Fuck yeah

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tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Stuck in Things

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vintagegal:

1966 Batman Water Gun

JESUS

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flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

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drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

you guys are such idiots!!!! obviously she just grew a couple of inches and her face is a little fuller! It happens with puberty!

what the fuck warner brothers

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DAMN. What an amazing, powerful kid.

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I swear, if my boss would just piss off and stop treating me like a child, we could avoid all this inefficiency and all these mistakes (which are almost entirely his). FUCK THE PATRIARCHY! AND FUCK YOU ONLY HIRING PRETTY WHITE GIRLS FOR THE FRONT DESK, WHAT IS THIS?